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FACTS OF LIFE...
Accountants?
Lawyers? Sometimes we can takes
things too seriously, ourselves too! Consider this question
first .... "Would you rather be a sausage or an egg?". Then
read on...
1 FACT If
you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
1.1 Comment (Hardly
seems worth it.)
2 FACT
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough
gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
2.1 Comment (Now
that's more like it!)
3 FACT
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to
the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
3.1 Comment (O.M.G.!)
4 FACT A
pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
4.1 Comment (In
my next life, I want to be a pig.)
5 FACT A
cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death.
5.1 Comment Creepy.
(I'm still not over the pig.)
6 FACT Banging
your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
6.1 Comment (Don't
try this at home, maybe at work)
7 FACT The
male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping
the male's head off.
7.1 Comment (Honey,
I'm home. What the...?!)
8 FACT The
flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
8.1 Comment (30
minutes...lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
9 FACT The
catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
9.1 Comment (What
could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
10 FACT Some
lions mate over 50 times a day.
10.1 Comment
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over
quantity)
11 FACT Butterflies
taste with their feet.
11.1 Comment (Something
I always wanted to know.)
12 FACT
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
12.1 Comment (Hmmmmmm.....
nice to know)
13 FACT Right-handed
people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.
13.1 Comment (If
you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
14 FACT Elephants
are the only animals that cannot jump.
14.1 Comment (Okay,
so that would be a good thing)
15 FACT A
cat's urine glows under a black light.
15.1 Comment
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
16 FACT An
ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
16.1 Comment (I
know some people like that.)
17 FACT Starfish
have no brains
17.1 Comment
(I know some people like that too.)
18 FACT Polar
bears are left-handed.
18.1 Comment (If
they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
19 FACT Humans
and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
19.1 Comment (What
about that pig??)
20 FACT
Now that you've smiled at least once, enjoy your day
20.1 Comment (and
God love that pig!)
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